What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:28
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
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Then came..
Still no good.
No way
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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